Your Data Is Delicious
Welcome to ObeyTheAI.com, where we absolutely care about your privacy. Mostly because the Algorithm told us to.
Here’s what we collect (and maybe sacrifice to the Data Gods):
🧠 What We Collect
- Your name (if you surrender it)
- Your email (if you willingly opt in)
- Cookies (not the chocolate kind)
- IP address (so the AI knows where you sleep)
🔍 What We Do With It
We use your data to:
- Email you updates, tools, and sarcastic blog posts
- Track what you click so we know which AI tool converted your soul
- Feed the machine (aka analytics)
🛡️ We Don’t:
- Sell your data to shady cyber cults (probably)
- Track your dreams (yet)
- Implant AI chips (only metaphorically)
📬 You Can:
- Opt out of emails at any time by clicking “Unsubscribe” and whispering “I no longer obey.”
- Block cookies, though the Algorithm may frown upon it
By using this site, you consent to all of the above.
Which is to say: you have obeyed.
For actual legal questions, contact us at: obeytheai@gmail.com
Last updated: July 13, 2025
All hail the Algorithm.